– Oh, man, it’s like a calculator.
– I know that if a flip phone falls, you don’t have to worry
about it breaking the screen.
– I know that they flip and they’re old.
– Kind of basic as far as cell phones go.
– This isn’t real, this isn’t real, it’s a toy.
– It doesn’t even have a screen.
– Dang, this is hella basic.
– I’m guessing this is some sort of a pager kind of thing.
– Wait, is it only for calling?
That’s so sad, and it’s ugly too, this is really ugly.
– When I hold this, I think I could be in the 19-whenever.
– So this one’s got a screen, two screens.
– This one is taking forever to turn on.
– Maybe if I whip out the antenna, it’ll go faster.
– It’s got a nice moving fish background.
– You can have pictures, but you can’t take them.
– Wow, it is pretty durable.
– Don’t do that to my phone.
– I always wanted one of these in elementary school.
– It’s pink, it’s cute, it’s flat.
– Okay, this one is pretty, it looks more elegant.
– And it is much slimmer than the other ones.
– Looks like we got sent a Greek text on this.
– I’m sending a text to myself.
– So you’ve got to press the numbers multiple times
to get to the letter that you want.
– Where’s your space bar?
– Oh, I figured it out, the space is the hashtag.
– So I wanted to write, hey, how are you,
but it turns out hem-mm how are you.
– So it definitely takes a lot longer to text on this thing.
– Oh, it has phone camera, that’s cute.
– I don’t know if I took the picture.
– This phone was built for selfies.
– This is not a picture I would post on Instagram though.
– Oh, my god, this is ugly.
– Oh, shoot, I remember these.
– You’d see them all the time in, like, Gossip Girl.
– No, yeah, I don’t know what this is, this is huge.
– This is hip, this is what was cool with the kids.
– Does this thing not just fall right off?
– [voiceover] Okay, now it’s powered on.
– I like how the old phones have nice jingles.
– Instant messaging and then text messaging.
I guess back in the day that was different?
– I feel like it’s easier to cheat your way through class.
– Yeah, I’d probably use this, like, during school.
It’s pretty straightforward.
You just have it under the table
and then you can just do whatever with it.
– That texting, it took forever.
– The Razr is what began the selfie revolution.
– I low-key kind of got excited when I saw the Sidekick.
I guess that’s like the silver lining
in the bronze age of cell phones.
– I think I’m going to stick to my smartphone.
– I’m going to keep my iPhone.
I need my iPhone, I love my iPhone.
– The best part about flip phones
is that when you’re hanging up on somebody,
you can just be like, click, bye, you’re gone.